Jokes.. ha, ha?

Jokes are Jacob's big obsession abound this house lately. His jokes have finally progressed past everything being on your head.

ex.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Penguin
Penguin who?
On your head!

They are now more advanced.. We have tried to teach him new jokes like

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
You don't have to cry about it!

.. he actually understands that one. What he doesn't quite grasp is the following:

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!

He has turned it into:

Why was 100 afraid of 101?
Because 101 102 103! Haha!

And another:

Why was a cup afraid of milk?
Because orange juice is the same thing that grows people! Haha!

But the funniest thing lately has been the following:...

We were getting ready to leave and Jacob opened the door. Out ran Jacob and Logan, so Jacob got in trouble and the boys had to come inside for a talk.
The conversation was as follows:

B: Jacob, why are you in trouble?
J: We don't open the front door.
B: Why?
J: Because someone could take me!
H: And who else could they take?
J: Logan.
H: Yes, and there's also a really busy road out there and Logan doesn't understand not to go on the road. He could get hit by a car.
J: And he would be flat.
H: Uh huh...
J: And he would go to heaven to be with Jesus.
H: Uh huh...
J: And he would be in my Adventure Bible Story Book!

Brandon and I both turned around so he couldn't see us laughing!

Oh, kids...